The Problem With Christmas

Christmas is a conundrum for most people. It'sdeclared an official US holiday in 1870. The first
like a rich, octogenarian uncle. You love him, he's"official" use of Christmas decorations to lure in
insanely funny and provocative, he gives youshoppers was at a NYC department store in
really nice presents and just might leave you an1900.
Italian villa in his will. But he needs to be taken toSo what does that mean today? Basically, it
the bathroom regularly, requires a lot of attention,means that there is no historical "truth" to any of
is opinionated and makes you absolutely crazythe familiar observations we've come to embrace,
when you have to take him to a fancy cocktailwhether we're talking about the pagan
party because you never know when he'll passcelebrations or the religious ones. They are all
gas or say something really outrageous, both ofmade up. Not much sense in fighting, or fretting,
which he does loudly.over any of them if you ask me.
On the one hand, we all have some gleefulNo One Has Taken The Christ Out Of Christmas.
anticipation of the season - the silly andHe's still there if you want Him to be, but it never
heart-warming movies and TV specials, thehas been His private domain. What's the problem?
decorations, kids singing carols at the mall and allThe Church snaked on the pagans to begin with,
those paid days off. And on the other hand,and it was a pretty successful strategy. Today,
many of us dread the pressure and pace ofmore people around the world practice the
Christmas cards, shopping, the crowds, andChristian traditions than ever before. Isn't that
ultimately (gulp) the obligatory family gatherings.enough? Remember, the Romans tried for about
This social psychosis complicates the season1,000 years to make Christmas a purely Christian
enough, but when you add in the rhetoric fromholiday and all they did was divide and antagonize
the religious community The War on Christmas,the millions of people for whom it means
Jesus is the Reason for the Season, etc. yousomething different. Don't make the mistake that
introduce even deeper layers ofold Cromwell made. Go ahead and have it your
self-condemnation and anxiety. What to do, whatway, it's a beautiful tradition. But, let everyone
to do?else enjoy it their way.
A good starting point is to unravel theYes, Christmas Is Also About the Money. And for
multi-layered hairball of traditions and religiousthose who shake their heads with disgust about
implications that have come to define Christmas.the commercialization of it, you guys need a quick
Like most of our modern heritage, there's morereality check. Christmas shopping is the single
to this kaleidoscopic than meets the eye. Oncemost significant economic cycle in America.
we can see what all is going on, then maybe weHundreds of thousands of businesses rely on if
can bring some sanity and fun to the celebrationfor their very existence. From a commercial
of it.health point of view, if it didn't already exist,
The History of Christmas. Actually, we're talkingsomeone would need to invent it. The money
about the History of the Winter Solsticethat gets spent around Christmas, for everything
celebrations, which date back over 4000 years.from twinkley little lights to airline tickets and
Most of our "Christmas traditions" were originallypretty new cars is the fuel that keeps our
rituals celebrated centuries before Christ waseconomy plugging along all year. Forget the new
born. The giving of gifts, carnivals, parades,homes, it's the HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS of dollars
carolers going from house to house, holidayspent at Christmas that keep America
feasts, and church performances can all be tracedeconomically strong.
back to the early Mesopotamians (1500 BC).Christmas has a huge positive impact on other
Persians, Babylonians, Scandinavians, Greeks,aspects of our culture. People are nicer and more
Romans and Egyptians all had elaborate rituals thattolerant. There have been truces and cease fire's
were celebrated at the Winter Solstice intendedcalled during times of war for the sake of
to pay tribute to the mythological importance ofChristmas. More than half the charitable donations
the sun and to the perennial cycles of nature. But,collected for ALL organizations in the US roll in
don't be too quick to dismiss the ancient traditionsduring the Christmas season. Yes, I know, some
as being simply pagan rituals. In fact, they wereof that has to do with end of year tax breaks,
VERY spiritually oriented.but it also has to do with Salvation Army red
It is true that the peoples that populated what iskettles, angle trees, and Goodwill donations. It's a
now the Middle East 3000 years before Christtime of year when people feel a greater sense of
were polytheistic they had numerous gods. Butsocial conscience and charitable organizations
they were also VERY religious. A large part ofbenefit from that feeling of good will. Too bad we
their culture was focused on seeking to learn thedon't pony up all year through the way we do at
will of the gods, and the early Winter SolsticeChristmas.
traditions reflected that focus. The RomansWhat's wrong with people paying more attention
decked the halls with holly and candles as a tributeto each other, or with being delighted by the
to one of their most powerful gods, Apollo. Thedecorations and the music? Let's cover our yards
Scandinavians built huge bonfires and held feastswith blow up Santas and mechanical reindeer. Let's
that lasted for days as a way to help theirturn our living rooms into little magical wonderlands
sun-god defeat the power of darkness. Theseof jolly old elves and candles and angels. Maybe if
bonfires and feasts are the beginnings of ourwe spent more time getting in touch with the kid
famous "Yule" log - the "12 days of Yuletide" wasin ourselves we wouldn't have so much interest in
a lengthy ceremony which heralded the power ofpolluting the planet and killing people who have
their gods over the domain of evil.different political or religious views than we do.
These beautiful ceremonies and ancient traditionsWho cares why we have this expanded
all sought to do what our modern Christianconsciousness of good will? Whether it comes
traditions now do celebrate the dominion of thefrom a belief in a particular God (or gods) or
supernatural forces of the cosmos over thewhether it is simply a willingness to open
earthly world of man. They sought to honor theirourselves up to the most benevolent parts of our
gods, and sometimes even assist them, in thenature, what difference does it make? IT'S ALL
ongoing battle over darkness.MADE UP! Anything that elevates man's humanity
So, Who Put The "Christ" In Christmas In theto man is a GOOD thing, no matter where it
First Place? Well, now, that's an interesting, andcomes from!
not fully complete, historical detective story. TheNow, about that family stuff. I know it can be a
most popular conclusion by archeologists, biblicalpain in the ass. But, you know what? At some
scholars and anthropologists, is that the pagancore level, we all long for a connection to our
traditions were co-opted by the early Christianroots and our past. Is it so much to ask of
Church. In the first three hundred years after theourselves to set aside our
death of Christ, there was no prescribed "feast"electro-media-stimulus-fast
for the occasion of Christ's birth. This was partlybody-please-entertain-me addiction to the very
because no one actually knew when or wherethings that destroy the peace and harmony in our
Christ was born and partly because the majorlives? C'mon, you've got 364 other days that you
Christian celebration was the Crucifixion andcan obsess over getting ahead and being good
Resurrection. Some local monasteries andenough and worrying about every little ounce you
churches had their own "birthday" celebrations atput on this year. You can afford to spend a
different times of the year, but it wasn't until thefraction of your oh-so-important agenda getting in
mid-4th Century AD that Christ's birth became antouch with your bloodline. Even if they're all
official celebration, complete with a specific date.intolerable ass-holes, so what? Practice
Why did it happen then? Getting the diverseforgiveness and acceptance.
peoples of the Roman empire to reject theirIf you don't want to send Christmas cards, don't.
historical religions and raucous merriment in favorThe mailman will love you. The way I see it,
of the official religion of Christianity (so decreed inanyone who keeps a check-list of who sent
350 AD) was no easy matter. Grudgingly, butChristmas cards and then makes some kind of
inevitably, the church accepted the perennialjudgment about it needs to get a real life. And as
revelry of its diverse citizenry (pagan though itfor all that pressure to buy gifts… GET
was) and wisely decided to include thoseOVER IT! It isn't going to kill you to get off your
celebrations for their own agenda. In what manybutt and think about other peoples delight. And
historians consider to be a stroke of publicspeaking of butts, it isn't going to kill you to stop
relations genius, in 320 AD, Pope Julius Ikissing those of people you don't really want to
proclaimed that the pagan celebration of thebuy gifts for but do. Buy gifts for people you
December 25th "Festival of the Sun" (Nataliswant to buy them for and be as generous as you
Invicti, i.e. "The Nativity" ) would henceforth alsowant to be. If you don't want to buy a gift, don't.
celebrate the Birth of Christ - ta da! Enter theSometimes it may be appropriate to make some
Official Birth Day of Christ.type of gesture, but there are LOTS of things
According to the Catholic Encyclopedia Theyou can do other than buy the latest electronic
Advent, by 402 AD the "Feast of the Birth ofgadget or such. Flowers, plants, candy or fruit
Christ" (the new interpretation of The Nativity)work great. And you can always make a donation
was practiced through out the Holy Romanto YOUR favorite charity in the other person's
Empire. The Nativity scene itself (you know, thename. The No. 1 Rule is to have fun with your gift
livestock, the stable, etc.) didn't emerge forbuying and put some personal thought into it. The
another 800 years. In 1223, St Francis of AssisiNo. 2 Rule is NO SUFFERING ALLOWED! (By the
originated the manger scene based on hisway, if you happen to think that books make a
interpretation of some little-known ecclesiasticalnice Christmas gift, then I've got a great one for
customs. Somewhere around this time, theyou. Check out my book at "Your
donkey that Mary rode to Bethlehem emerged asMEGAgiNormous Rules .)
a character in the Nativity.The "Time" Complaint. Not enough time, too much
But, from its inception, there was dissension withinto do, blah, blah, blah. Look here, if you don't have
the Church about Christmas celebrations. Forenough time to have fun at Christmas you're just
centuries, many conservative church leadersconfused about what's important. I'm pretty sure
condemned the revelry and aggressively criticizedthat when you're lying on your deathbed one of
the endorsement of the sun-worshippersthe things you WON'T be saying is "Gee, I wish
traditions. When the Orthodox pilgrims migrated toI'd spent more time at the office and less time
the Americas in 1620, Christmas revelry andenjoying Christmas." There are 525,600 minutes in
symbolism were outlawed. Back in England ina year, only about 1500 of which get devoted to
1645, Oliver Cromwell and his Puritans succeededreally enjoying Christmas. What, are you crazy?
in outlawing "the heathen traditions" of ChristmasSurely you can fit your hectic life into the other
celebrations throughout England. When Charles II524,000 minutes.
returned to the English throne in 1660, heChristmas is too big to be confined to any single
restored the popular holiday, but the custom hadideology. It belongs to all people and to all of
only scattered endorsement throughout thehistory. It has endured for thousands of years
American colonies. After the Revolutionary War,because it brings people together and celebrates
many English customs, including the celebration ofhope and renewal. It's an excellent time of year
Christmas, fell out of favor entirely and didn'tthat gives us permission to transcend our normal
begin to re-emerge in the United State until thepetty natures. We get to be kind and gentle, and
1800s.care about others and do little things that let
When Americans did finally begin to embracethose others know we care. We get to have fun,
Christmas as a family holiday, old customs weredarn it! What, your life is so full of fun you can't
unearthed. In the next 100 years, Americans builtstand anymore?
a Christmas tradition all their own that includedStop fretting over what you perceive is wrong
pieces of many other customs, includingwith it. It's just stupid to turn it into a conflict or
decorating trees, sending holiday cards, gift-givingsome type of litmus test that only serves to
and the early Christian traditions and stories. Individe us. Take what you like from it and leave
1836, Alabama became the first state in the USthe rest. And let others enjoy it in their own way.
to declare Christmas a legal holiday, but it wasn'tThere's something for everyone in Christmas. It
until 1907 that Oklahoma finally joined the club andtruly is the most wonderful time of the year, it
became the last state to do so. Christmas waswe just allow it to be. Have a holly jolly one!