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The Problem With Christmas

Christmas is a conundrum for most people.joined the club and became the last state to
It's like a rich, octogenarian uncle. Youdo so. Christmas was declared an official US
love him, he's insanely funny andholiday in 1870. The first "official" use of
provocative, he gives you really niceChristmas decorations to lure in shoppers was
presents and just might leave you an Italianat  a  NYC  department  store  in  1900.
villa in his will. But he needs to be taken
to the bathroom regularly, requires a lot ofSo what does that mean today? Basically, it
attention, is opinionated and makes youmeans that there is no historical "truth" to
absolutely crazy when you have to take him toany of the familiar observations we've come
a fancy cocktail party because you never knowto embrace, whether we're talking about the
when he'll pass gas or say something reallypagan celebrations or the religious ones.
outrageous,  both  of  which  he does loudly.They are all made up. Not much sense in
fighting, or fretting, over any of them if
On the one hand, we all have some gleefulyou  ask  me.
anticipation of the season - the silly and
heart-warming movies and TV specials, theNo One Has Taken The Christ Out Of Christmas.
decorations, kids singing carols at the mallHe's still there if you want Him to be, but
and all those paid days off. And on theit never has been His private domain. What's
other hand, many of us dread the pressure andthe problem? The Church snaked on the pagans
pace of Christmas cards, shopping, theto begin with, and it was a pretty successful
crowds, and ultimately (gulp) the obligatorystrategy. Today, more people around the
family  gatherings.world practice the Christian traditions than
ever before. Isn't that enough? Remember,
This social psychosis complicates the seasonthe Romans tried for about 1,000 years to
enough, but when you add in the rhetoric frommake Christmas a purely Christian holiday and
the religious community The War onall they did was divide and antagonize the
Christmas, Jesus is the Reason for themillions of people for whom it means
Season, etc. you introduce even deepersomething different. Don't make the mistake
layers of self-condemnation and anxiety.that old Cromwell made. Go ahead and have it
What  to  do,  what  to  do?your way, it's a beautiful tradition. But,
let  everyone  else  enjoy  it  their  way.
A good starting point is to unravel the
multi-layered hairball of traditions andYes, Christmas Is Also About the Money. And
religious implications that have come tofor those who shake their heads with disgust
define Christmas. Like most of our modernabout the commercialization of it, you guys
heritage, there's more to this kaleidoscopicneed a quick reality check. Christmas
than meets the eye. Once we can see what allshopping is the single most significant
is going on, then maybe we can bring someeconomic cycle in America. Hundreds of
sanity  and  fun  to  the  celebration of it.thousands of businesses rely on if for their
very existence. From a commercial health
The History of Christmas. Actually, we'repoint of view, if it didn't already exist,
talking about the History of the Wintersomeone would need to invent it. The money
Solstice celebrations, which date back overthat gets spent around Christmas, for
4000 years. Most of our "Christmaseverything from twinkley little lights to
traditions" were originally ritualsairline tickets and pretty new cars is the
celebrated centuries before Christ was born.fuel that keeps our economy plugging along
The giving of gifts, carnivals, parades,all year. Forget the new homes, it's the
carolers going from house to house, holidayHUNDREDS OF BILLIONS of dollars spent at
feasts, and church performances can all beChristmas that keep America economically
traced back to the early Mesopotamians (1500strong.
BC).
Christmas has a huge positive impact on other
Persians, Babylonians, Scandinavians, Greeks,aspects of our culture. People are nicer and
Romans and Egyptians all had elaboratemore tolerant. There have been truces and
rituals that were celebrated at the Wintercease fire's called during times of war for
Solstice intended to pay tribute to thethe sake of Christmas. More than half the
mythological importance of the sun and to thecharitable donations collected for ALL
perennial cycles of nature. But, don't beorganizations in the US roll in during the
too quick to dismiss the ancient traditionsChristmas season. Yes, I know, some of that
as being simply pagan rituals. In fact, theyhas to do with end of year tax breaks, but it
were  VERY  spiritually  oriented.also has to do with Salvation Army red
kettles, angle trees, and Goodwill donations.
It is true that the peoples that populatedIt's a time of year when people feel a
what is now the Middle East 3000 years beforegreater sense of social conscience and
Christ were polytheistic they had numerouscharitable organizations benefit from that
gods. But they were also VERY religious. Afeeling of good will. Too bad we don't pony
large part of their culture was focused onup all year through the way we do at
seeking to learn the will of the gods, andChristmas.
the early Winter Solstice traditions
reflected that focus. The Romans decked theWhat's wrong with people paying more
halls with holly and candles as a tribute toattention to each other, or with being
one of their most powerful gods, Apollo. Thedelighted by the decorations and the music?
Scandinavians built huge bonfires and heldLet's cover our yards with blow up Santas and
feasts that lasted for days as a way to helpmechanical reindeer. Let's turn our living
their sun-god defeat the power of darkness.rooms into little magical wonderlands of
These bonfires and feasts are the beginningsjolly old elves and candles and angels.
of our famous "Yule" log - the "12 days ofMaybe if we spent more time getting in touch
Yuletide" was a lengthy ceremony whichwith the kid in ourselves we wouldn't have so
heralded the power of their gods over themuch interest in polluting the planet and
domain  of  evil.killing people who have different political
or religious views than we do. Who cares why
These beautiful ceremonies and ancientwe have this expanded consciousness of good
traditions all sought to do what our modernwill? Whether it comes from a belief in a
Christian traditions now do celebrate theparticular God (or gods) or whether it is
dominion of the supernatural forces of thesimply a willingness to open ourselves up to
cosmos over the earthly world of man. Theythe most benevolent parts of our nature, what
sought to honor their gods, and sometimesdifference does it make? IT'S ALL MADE UP!
even assist them, in the ongoing battle overAnything that elevates man's humanity to man
darkness.is a GOOD thing, no matter where it comes
from!
So, Who Put The "Christ" In Christmas In the
First Place? Well, now, that's anNow, about that family stuff. I know it can
interesting, and not fully complete,be a pain in the ass. But, you know what?
historical detective story. The most popularAt some core level, we all long for a
conclusion by archeologists, biblicalconnection to our roots and our past. Is it
scholars and anthropologists, is that theso much to ask of ourselves to set aside our
pagan traditions were co-opted by the earlyelectro-media-stimulus-fast
Christian Church. In the first three hundredpaced-gotta-pay-the-rent-on-the-beach-condo-s
years after the death of Christ, there was noomebody-please-entertain-me addiction to the
prescribed "feast" for the occasion ofvery things that destroy the peace and
Christ's birth. This was partly because noharmony in our lives? C'mon, you've got 364
one actually knew when or where Christ wasother days that you can obsess over getting
born and partly because the major Christianahead and being good enough and worrying
celebration was the Crucifixion andabout every little ounce you put on this
Resurrection. Some local monasteries andyear. You can afford to spend a fraction of
churches had their own "birthday"your oh-so-important agenda getting in touch
celebrations at different times of the year,with your bloodline. Even if they're all
but it wasn't until the mid-4th Century ADintolerable ass-holes, so what? Practice
that Christ's birth became an officialforgiveness  and  acceptance.
celebration,  complete  with a specific date.
If you don't want to send Christmas cards,
Why did it happen then? Getting the diversedon't. The mailman will love you. The way I
peoples of the Roman empire to reject theirsee it, anyone who keeps a check-list of who
historical religions and raucous merriment insent Christmas cards and then makes some kind
favor of the official religion ofof judgment about it needs to get a real
Christianity (so decreed in 350 AD) was nolife. And as for all that pressure to buy
easy matter. Grudgingly, but inevitably, thegifts… GET OVER IT! It isn't going to
church accepted the perennial revelry of itskill you to get off your butt and think about
diverse citizenry (pagan though it was) andother peoples delight. And speaking of
wisely decided to include those celebrationsbutts, it isn't going to kill you to stop
for their own agenda. In what manykissing those of people you don't really want
historians consider to be a stroke of publicto buy gifts for but do. Buy gifts for
relations genius, in 320 AD, Pope Julius Ipeople you want to buy them for and be as
proclaimed that the pagan celebration of thegenerous as you want to be. If you don't
December 25th "Festival of the Sun" (Nataliswant to buy a gift, don't. Sometimes it may
Invicti, i.e. "The Nativity" ) wouldbe appropriate to make some type of gesture,
henceforth also celebrate the Birth of Christbut there are LOTS of things you can do other
- ta da! Enter the Official Birth Day ofthan buy the latest electronic gadget or
Christ.such. Flowers, plants, candy or fruit work
great. And you can always make a donation to
According to the Catholic Encyclopedia TheYOUR favorite charity in the other person's
Advent, by 402 AD the "Feast of the Birth ofname. The No. 1 Rule is to have fun with
Christ" (the new interpretation of Theyour gift buying and put some personal
Nativity) was practiced through out the Holythought into it. The No. 2 Rule is NO
Roman Empire. The Nativity scene itself (youSUFFERING ALLOWED! (By the way, if you
know, the livestock, the stable, etc.) didn'thappen to think that books make a nice
emerge for another 800 years. In 1223, StChristmas gift, then I've got a great one for
Francis of Assisi originated the manger sceneyou. Check out my book at "Your
based on his interpretation of someMEGAgiNormous  Rules  .)
little-known ecclesiastical customs.
Somewhere around this time, the donkey thatThe "Time" Complaint. Not enough time, too
Mary rode to Bethlehem emerged as a charactermuch to do, blah, blah, blah. Look here, if
in  the  Nativity.you don't have enough time to have fun at
Christmas you're just confused about what's
But, from its inception, there was dissensionimportant. I'm pretty sure that when you're
within the Church about Christmaslying on your deathbed one of the things you
celebrations. For centuries, manyWON'T be saying is "Gee, I wish I'd spent
conservative church leaders condemned themore time at the office and less time
revelry and aggressively criticized theenjoying Christmas." There are 525,600
endorsement of the sun-worshippersminutes in a year, only about 1500 of which
traditions. When the Orthodox pilgrimsget devoted to really enjoying Christmas.
migrated to the Americas in 1620, ChristmasWhat, are you crazy? Surely you can fit your
revelry and symbolism were outlawed. Back inhectic  life  into the other 524,000 minutes.
England in 1645, Oliver Cromwell and his
Puritans succeeded in outlawing "the heathenChristmas is too big to be confined to any
traditions" of Christmas celebrationssingle ideology. It belongs to all people
throughout England. When Charles II returnedand to all of history. It has endured for
to the English throne in 1660, he restoredthousands of years because it brings people
the popular holiday, but the custom had onlytogether and celebrates hope and renewal.
scattered endorsement throughout the AmericanIt's an excellent time of year that gives us
colonies. After the Revolutionary War, manypermission to transcend our normal petty
English customs, including the celebration ofnatures. We get to be kind and gentle, and
Christmas, fell out of favor entirely andcare about others and do little things that
didn't begin to re-emerge in the United Statelet those others know we care. We get to
until  the  1800s.have fun, darn it! What, your life is so
full  of  fun  you  can't  stand  anymore?
When Americans did finally begin to embrace
Christmas as a family holiday, old customsStop fretting over what you perceive is wrong
were unearthed. In the next 100 years,with it. It's just stupid to turn it into a
Americans built a Christmas tradition allconflict or some type of litmus test that
their own that included pieces of many otheronly serves to divide us. Take what you like
customs, including decorating trees, sendingfrom it and leave the rest. And let others
holiday cards, gift-giving and the earlyenjoy it in their own way. There's something
Christian traditions and stories. In 1836,for everyone in Christmas. It truly is the
Alabama became the first state in the US tomost wonderful time of the year, it we just
declare Christmas a legal holiday, but itallow it to be. Have a holly jolly one!
wasn't until 1907 that Oklahoma finally



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